Pretty Ugly

David Sederis and Ian Falconer

This picture book is fantastic in so many ways. First, it’s funny and a wee bit gross. Second, it has a multitude of universal themes, so it doesn’t matter how old you are when you read it; you GET it. This book would be an amazing text to use when introducing Socratic discussion of the subjectivity of “beauty.” Fourthly (yes, FOURTHLY!!!), it makes THE most effective text to teach writing in any grade.

In his picture book “Pretty Ugly”, David Sedaris shows us that looks are irrelevant to the depth of familial love. When Anna made ugly faces so often that one permanently stuck, she tried everything, including visiting a doctor to change her appearance to what it was before, but to no avail. Her family tries to assure her that “beauty is on the inside” and that they love her very much. Pondering her family’s words, she reaches inside and turns herself inside out, ultimately making herself more beautiful than before.

This book is concise and perfect for teaching how to summarize. It also lends itself nicely to personal and persuasive writing. For example, an introductory paragraph for a persuasive essay for junior high could be:

“Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder” is a phrase we have heard so often it has become trite. How can we internalize the authenticity of this statement? Why picture books, of course. In the picture book “Pretty Ugly”, David Sedaris shows us that familial love renders looks irrelevant.

So, if you’re looking for an exemplar to teach summarizing, paragraph writing, or persuasive writing, this book is perfect.

Or, if you want to read a picture book that will make you think while you giggle, “Pretty Ugly” is perfect.

….oh, I just realized you could also use the title to teach oxymorons.

Thank you Netgalley and Astra Books for the free digital copy.

The Curse of Eelgrass Bog

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by Mary Averling

Kess Pedrock lives with her brother in a fascinating old museum filled with all sorts of natural and unnatural curiosities. With her scientist parents far away on the other side of the world conducting research, Kess has only her neglectful, somewhat abusive brother for company. Kess spends most of her time alone with her only friend being Jim (I don’t want to say who or what Jim is…but he is one of my favourite characters). Kess and Jim spend their time on the periphery of Eelgrass Bog on the hunt for unique artefacts for the museum, hoping to draw enough crowds to keep the museum afloat. One day, a young girl, Lilou, arrives, eager to use her birthday money to see all the exhibits the museum has to offer. Lilou brings with her not only the potential for friendship but also a quest to find the answers to mysteries surrounding not only the museum itself, but also Kess’s family.

I am so excited about this book for several reasons: First of all, as a reader- what a wonderfully engaging story with a fast-paced and thrilling plot and an engaging, sympathetic young protagonist. Canadian author Mary Averlying’s writing style is beautiful and sophisticated for a middle school book. I mean, “ bats fly hither thither like tiny black comets”…come on, how wonderful is that! Secondly, I’m excited about this book as an educator. This book would make an excellent read-aloud, individual book study and/or class study. It also lends itself as a mentor text for writing! Teachers can use a plethora of paragraphs as small mentor texts to teach literary elements, syntax, and vocabulary.

Excellent squishy parts, several moments of creepy suspense, a relatable main character, and strong themes of identity, friendship, family, and courage make this a perfect addition to any middle school classroom.

Thank you to Netgalley and Penguin Random House for the free copy.

The Heiress

April 21, 2024 ~ Lisa Helm ~ Leave a comment

by Rachel Hawkins

Ok, Rachel Hawkins has again done what she does best…sucks you into a sticky web of murder and secrets, making it impossible to escape until you’ve read the last page.

The wealthy widow (three times widowed) Ruby McTavish has died, leaving her estate to her son Cam, who wants nothing to do with his mother, her fortune, or his childhood. You see, Cam has made a humble life for himself as a teacher and husband to Jules. He’d much rather have his uncle and cousins deal with the family fortune.

Unfortunately, Cam’s uncle dies, and Jules (who has never met his family and would like to learn more about her husband) encourages Cam to return to the family fold to help with issues surrounding the estate.

Upon his return, the reader learns of Ruby’s dark past, the circumstances surrounding Cam’s troubled childhood, and the building of a fortune built on blood.

I really enjoyed this book for several reasons:

It was a suitable palate cleanser after the heavy literary fiction I had been reading.
It was a quick read with a fast-paced plot and interesting characters.
It had two storylines that worked successfully together.When I got tired of one, I was sent back to Ruby’s time.

This is a great novel with enough twists to keep you reading until the very end. It’s a perfect title for your summer TBR.

Thank you to Netgalley and St. Martin,s Press for the free copy

Ninth House and Hell Bent

April 17, 2024 ~ Lisa Helm ~ Leave a comment

by Leigh Bardugo

I’m not usually a rereader, but I bought Hell Bent a year ago, the second in the Alex Stern trilogy (I believe there is a third book coming) by Leigh Bardugo. When I read it, I soon realized I needed to remember details from the first book, Ninth House, to appreciate it properly. I remember absolutely LOVING Ninth House. One of my favourite genres is dark academia. Who doesn’t love old libraries, secret societies, symbols, rites, and history?
Our main character is Galaxy (Alex) Stern, a young woman who experiences a horrific event that places her in the hospital. There, she meets Dean Sandow, head of Lethe House, a secret society at Yale. Dean Sandow offers her a full scholarship in exchange for one thing: she uses her “gift” to help Lethe House or the Ninth House that helps regulate the other Eight. Alex’s gift, you see, is that she can see ghosts or “greys”, and sometimes greys can interfere with certain rituals.
In her new environment, Alex encounters a diverse group of individuals; some are ‘interesting’ members of the various Houses, possessing knowledge in the mystical arts, while others are ‘normal’ people like her roommates. Balancing these two drastically different lives proves to be a challenge, but Alex begins to form a family of sorts and grows incredibly close to a handsome man named Daniel Arlington or ‘Darlington’ The plot, filled with suspense and mystery, is fast-paced, a little gory, and incredibly imaginative, with sprinkles of humour. Ninth House concludes with a thrilling twist, as Alex and her companions embark on a perilous journey to hell to rescue one of their own.
Now, I’ll tread carefully with my opinion of Hell Bent, as I don’t want to spoil anything. I found Hell Bent just as captivating as Ninth House. In this second novel, we delve deeper into our characters’ lives and the origins of the various Houses at Yale. We witness Alex’s journey of self-discovery and see her grow more confident in her own history and identity. She becomes brave enough to forge authentic relationships with those who share the realities of her life, a development that is both heartwarming and relatable.
I can only dream of having an imagination like Leigh Bardugo. I haven’t read anything else of hers…she has a new novel out this month called The Familiar that seems to be calling my name. I LOVED BOTH of these books.

The Pole

April 17, 2024April 17, 2024 ~ Lisa Helm ~ Leave a comment

by J. M Coetzee

It’s taken me a while to write a review for this novel. How do I write an objective review about a story I so significantly identify? The Pole is a love story but not a love story. It is a story about friendship, but not much of a friendship. In this novel, Coetzee does what Coetzee does best, with razor-sharp precision; he concisely writes what we all have felt and, in this case, what a middle-aged woman feels when she meets someone who tells her: “She gives him peace. She gives him joy”. (pg. 32)

Beatriz is nearing 50 and is a mother and a wife. She is content in life, “an intelligent person but not reflective [however] a portion of her intelligence consists of an awareness that excess reflection can paralyze the will.” (pg 4).
Witold Walczykiezicz is a 70-year-old Polish pianist known for interpreting Chopin’s works. When he arrives in Barcelona to perform, he meets Beatriz, a socialite who seems forced to be a hostess during his visit. Witold immediately falls in love with Beatriz, claiming that she is Beatrice to his Dante.
But Beatriz is anything but attracted to Witold. In fact, she has “emerged from her explorations with no great respect for men and their appetites, no wish to have a wave of male passion splash over her” (pg 27).
But something about Witold compels Beatriz to join this strange musician’s world, but will it be as a friend or a lover?

This novel, with its unique structure that resembles a narrative poem, is a captivating read. I was initially provided a free digital copy from Netgally and the publisher, but I was so enthralled that I ended up purchasing a hard copy. I am certain to revisit it, or at least reread portions of it, in the future.

While the main characters of this novel may be middle-aged and elderly, their experiences and responses are deeply human, making them relatable to readers of all ages. The beauty of the prose and the depth of the sentences serve as expert examples of author craft, inviting readers to delve into the intricacies of the narrative.

2 New Mystery Novels

March 30, 2024 ~ Lisa Helm ~ Leave a comment

The Mystery Writer by Sulari Gentill

I enjoyed Gentill’s novel The Woman in the Library, so I was excited to get my hands on this one. Although I wouldn’t say I liked it as much, I still enjoyed it. I liked The brother-sister dynamic between Theo and Gus, Horse (no spoilers), and plot elements (who doesn’t love conspiracy theories, the crazy lives of authors, and murder?).

I didn’t love the pace (too slow for me) and Theo’s stupid choices. I mean, I know she’s only 22, but COME ON!

Overall, I enjoyed this novel. It’s a suitable quick read with a somewhat intriguing mystery. Thank you to Poisoned Pen Press and NetGalley for the copy.

The Lake of Lost Girls by Katherine Greene

f you love true crime podcasts, unsolved murders, and a protagonist with a ton of baggage (none of it her doing), then you’ll love this novel.

Lindsey Fadley was only 10 years old when her sister Jessica disappeared, and she’s always felt guilty; she WAS the last person to see her. And now, years later, human remains have been found in Doll’s Eye Lake, the same lake where her sister was last seen. Lindsey’s past has literally come back to haunt her in the form of reporters harassing her for information, an old boyfriend that may have ulterior motives and memories that seem nothing but unreliable.

At first, I found this novel VERY predictable. I figured out a guilty party within the first 30 pages. However, there was a twist that made the plot redeemable and, in fact, quite intriguing. I did find Lindesy gullible to the point of annoying; however, the other aspects of Greene’s writing keep me engaged. Overall, it is an engaging mystery. I will be reading more of Greene’s writing.

This novel will be available to purchase in November 2024

Thank you to Crooked Lane and Netgalley for the free copy.

Bear

March 30, 2024 ~ Lisa Helm ~ Leave a comment

Julia Phillips

This is a beautifully written novel about expectations, broken dreams, heartache, and everything else associated with sisters. This is my first foray into Julia Phillips’s works, and I am now a true fan of her craft. In this novel, Phillips weaves myth into reality by merely introducing a bear into the lives of two sisters struggling to find their place in the small, claustrophobic world in which they live.
Honestly, it took me a while to get immersed in this story because I couldn’t seem to attach myself to any one character, but the beauty of the setting kept me intrigued enough by the plot that I continued reading.
This novel will make an effective mentor text in English classrooms to discuss myth in a modern setting, themes of sisterhood, identity, guilt, acceptance, fear, and the majesty and violence of nature. The author’s description of the setting is truly noteworthy.
The ending broke me.

Thank you to Penguin Random House and Netgalley for the free copy.

The Will of the Many (Hierarchy #1)

March 11, 2024 ~ Lisa Helm ~ Leave a comment

by James Islington

This novel,’ The Will of the Many’ by James Islington, has not only become my favourite book of the decade but also stands out for its unique blend of universal themes, a dynamic and suitably flawed main character, and world-building that is both enthralling and threatening. It’s a fantasy with glimmers of science fiction that will keep you hooked from the first page.
‘The Will of the Many’ is not just a coming-of-age story; it’s a journey that will mesmerise you. It’s a tale of self-discovery, courage, and sacrifice that had me emotionally invested from the moment I opened it.
Its freakingly unique settings (elements of ancient Rome, medieval Europe, and glimmers of modernity) and an intricate and engrossing plot with layers and twists and turns and so, so many questions have left me anxiously awaiting a second novel.
Read it! I need to discuss some of the theories I have surmised after reading.

The Book of Love

February 27, 2024 ~ Lisa Helm ~ 2 Comments

by Kelly Link

This novel is only for some, so if you’re expecting a fast, fluffy read that is merely plot-driven, then it’s not for you, BUT it is precisely the kind of novel I love. It’s weird. It has so many moments of “Wait, what?” I can’t wait for a friend or two to read it because I need to discuss it.
I loved it for several reasons. First, the writing is enchanting. I pride myself on being a “fast” reader but I had to slow down and “sip” Link’s prose. I’ve written down SO many quotes (and have even used a couple of them as mini mentor text in teaching). “Every footfall was a strike on a bell stopped with mud. A clot of blood trembling on a rusted wire” (The Book of Love Kelly Link). How VIVID. The imagery is such that I often found myself re-reading excerpts, but slower so I could savour word choice.
Second, I became so attached to the characters, especially Mo. He made me laugh; he made me cry. He made me wonder what choices I would have made if I were in his shoes.
Third, the plot is intricate, twisty, and filled with suspense, humour, shock, and a plethora of WTF moments.
I loved the elements of allegory, which lent themselves so wonderfully to the revelation of themes. What would I do if I was capable of magic? What would I do if I realized the manifestation of my dream was not real and I had to send it away? What would I do with responsibility beyond my imagination when I had NO life experience?
Loved it. It’s not a fast, fluffy read; I had to take my time and read it carefully to appreciate the author’s story.
Thank you to Netgalley and Random House for the Copy.

Fayne

November 11, 2023November 11, 2023 ~ Lisa Helm ~ Leave a comment

by Ann Marie MacDonald

Well, I’ve been procrastinating about reviewing this one. Not because I hated it but because I loved it. And it is a long read deserving of engaging discussion and the investment of a reread. (and I hardly EVER reread novels). Ann Marie MacDonald is a force. Her creative brain is astounding. Her writing is filled with facts and philosophy, plot and poetry. She is a perfect mentor author who has written the ideal mentor text limitless in its potential for literary, thematic or personal discussion.

The novel is set in the late 1800’s. Our protagonist is Charlotte, a precocious child who spends days rambling about the family estate. Charlotte, motherless, loves her father immensely. But as Charlotte gets older, her curiosity and aspirations become too large for her father and the social constraints at the time; she is, after all, a girl and, therefore, should be raised to be a proper wife with no fanciful notions of pursuing academia. Aaaand, her curiosity may lead her to discover the unspoken truth behind her mother and her own identity.

This novel was so good that I didn’t want to put it down, so I also purchased the audio copy, and both listened and read. I was so glad I did. The author herself narrates the novel, and may I say that it is one of the most engaging narrations I’ve ever listened to. I felt as though I was in seventh grade again, and my teacher was reading the Hobbit aloud….mesmerizing. And It made me appreciate the writing even more.

This novel discusses themes of identity, family, friendship, the confinement of social norms, gender issues, and legacy.

Fayne is definitely a holiday read. Christmas holidays or summer so that you can devote the time to read/listen to it in its entirety. This novel is one of my favourite novels of all time… so far. : )

The First Date

November 10, 2023 ~ Lisa Helm ~ Leave a comment

The sun and warmth of this fall on the coast have made me nostalgic.
I’m taken back…. to a time long ago when I was eighteen and on a first date with a boy who was gasp five years older than me.
One warm Sunday afternoon, he picked me up in his mother’s car, a white sedan with a burgundy interior. The day before, he had told me,
“Wear something you don’t mind getting wet.” he smiled as he lazily leaned against the counter of the “Pic-a-dilly Malt and Donut Shop” where I worked for the summer.
After hours of sorting through my closet the next day, I finally wore jean shorts and a tee shirt over a tank top. The tee shirt was grey.
And off we drove to the river. Where we floated and talked and enjoyed the silence and the sun.
There was only one inner tube, so we had to sit close.
The water was shallow and slow, and the afternoon was filled with hope and promise.
In three weeks, I was leaving home for university. I was nervous and excited to be off on my own and have the entire world open before me.
The future seemed filled with all sorts of possibilities and promises.
I wonder how I can capture this same feeling decades later, when the year is coming to its end when it seems that I must “return” rather than “go forward.”.
But,
I guess,
if I look closely enough, what lies ahead are promises of another kind.

A Season of Monstrous Conceptions

November 10, 2023 ~ Lisa Helm ~ Leave a comment

by Lina Rather

Sarah Davis is an apprentice midwife with a troubled past. It’s 17th-century England, and something darkly strange is happening. Children are born deformed, some with wings, some horns, and even some with tails and several eyes. It seems as though the border between the natural world and the unnatural world is becoming blurred. Not to mention, it was a time when accusations and executions for witchcraft were commonplace. Sarah, as well as being a midwife, has powers that allow her to persuade others to do what she wants…like walking into fire.
When Sarah becomes midwife to the wife of famous architect Christopher Wren, she soon realizes that Wren plans to use his child to serve a darker purpose.
The premise of this novel really intrigued me. It is a really short read, more of a novella, really. I wish the plot was more detailed and the characters more fleshed out. Because it is such a short novel, a few plot elements seemed irrelevant to the storytelling, and other elements that I feel should have been elaborated. On the whole, it is a good quick read.

Thank you to Thor Publishing and Netgalley for the free copy.